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The Ultimate 5-Day LA Dining Itinerary
This is a big, sappy love letter to LA's food. I wish I could have included about 10,000 more restaurants, but them's the berries.
Tips for Surviving Adult Camp
I am hopelessly in love with adult summer camps, so I tricked the Washington Post into letting me write about them.
L.A.’s Best New Street Food is Served by Two Sisters Out of a Driveway
I got the skinny on Bungkus Bagus, a Bali-style popup in Glendale.
Jonathan Gold Helped Me Fall in Love With My Own City
I couldn't say anything about J Gold that hadn't been said by the countless other food writers, but I could say what he meant to me.
Guy Fieri's 22 Dipping Sauces, Ranked
Guy Fieri's chicken chain "Chicken Guy!" has 22 dipping sauces so obviously I needed to eat them.
An American’s Quest to Find Fourth Meal in Canada
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Green Onion Cake
Some of LA’s Best Cocktails are Being Made in a Glassell Park Garage
A deep dive on the Glassell Park Speakeasy, The Stubborn Nail.
The Epicenter of Flavor
I wrote the dining feature for the January '19 issue of Where LA magazine. My first print feature!
Navigating Wendy's 9 New Breakfast Sandwiches
I keep putting poison in my body and I don't know why.
The 20 Best Places for a Big Trip in 2020
Thrillist Travel's annual travel package — I wrote the section about LA.
LA's Best Chicken Parm
I never shut up about chicky parm, so finally the Time Out LA food editor was like, "JUST WRITE US A ROUNDUP ALREADY"
23 Different 7-Eleven Hot Bar Items, Ranked
I walked into 7-Eleven and ordered everything on the menu and somehow I haven't had a heart attack yet.
Every Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake, Ranked in One Sitting
I tried every cheesecake they have in a single sitting because I am a lunatic.
Every Reese's Peanut Butter Candy, Ranked
I wrote over 5,000 words to rank all 60+ candies that Reese's makes, because I am psychopath.